Conversations With a Spam Bot

So I still occasionally get messages from SPAM Bots on Yahoo! Messenger.  I think the typos are there on purpose to make me think it is a real person.  This is the transcript from my chat today:

(7:25:23 AM) Humbert Davy: Just lookin
(7:25:54 AM) Brian: lookin for what?
(7:26:02 AM) Humbert Davy: Hey baby! Im Gabby. Wats ur name?:)
(7:27:21 AM) Brian: Hey Sugar! I’m Steve. Wanna check out my cam?
(7:27:32 AM) Humbert Davy: Oh ok, well I’m a dancer n i practice all day… it can get pretty boring. I jus got a cam n im lookin to have fun on it… ;)
(7:29:00 AM) Brian: Ok cool! I’m a business executive, it can get pretty monotonous sometimes. I just got this cool new cam I had my intern install. I just don’t under stand this technology! Want to check it out?
(7:29:08 AM) Humbert Davy: I hate chattin if u cant c me… I feel like u can get to kno me better if u can c wut i look like :)
(7:29:18 AM) Brian: I know!
(7:29:27 AM) Humbert Davy: Im pretty new to this cam but i feel like we can have some fun… things can get a lil crazy…
(7:29:59 AM) Brian: how crazy?
(7:30:26 AM) Brian: I’m so lonely
(7:30:36 AM) Humbert Davy: U shuld come check me out at [Insert Stupid Link Here] jus click join free at the top of the page, its even more fun if we both have a cam :-)
(7:30:59 AM) Brian: oh no! I can’t figure out my cam!
(7:31:06 AM) Brian: That stupid intern just left!
(7:31:15 AM) Humbert Davy: Come on baby… read the page they won’t charge you anything, the CC verification is just to make sure your atleast 18
(7:31:47 AM) Brian: sounds suspicious
(7:31:58 AM) Humbert Davy: well i would luv for us to have a lil fun…u can always come check me out whenever u like… site is[Insert Stupid Link Here]
(7:32:20 AM) Brian: well just like a good chain letter I will blindly click on this since it is a link
(7:32:31 AM) Humbert Davy: Ok sweety… U can come c me whenever u like. Ill b waitin ;)
(7:33:20 AM) Brian: I’ll check out your cam if you tell me your favorite color

9
Feb
Written by Brian
Categories: stupidity

3 Responses to “Conversations With a Spam Bot”

  1. Brad says:

    I have an open compliant against Yourprivateshow.com with the Florida Dept of Consumer affairs. You can see a copy by looking at my website link. Google Docs files.

    I’m looking for others who have gotten these SPIMS to file compliant against the webcam whore company that runs these sites.

  2. Brian says:

    Hey Brad,

    Thanks for the comment. I don’t have any specifics for you and in fact I find their messages hilarious. I am pretty interested to know how you found my blog though.

    Brian

  3. Brad says:

    I have been google searching for any mention of “yourprivateshow.com” that has been posted in the last week.

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