Conversations With a Spam Bot
So I still occasionally get messages from SPAM Bots on Yahoo! Messenger. I think the typos are there on purpose to make me think it is a real person. This is the transcript from my chat today:
(7:25:23 AM) Humbert Davy: Just lookin
(7:25:54 AM) Brian: lookin for what?
(7:26:02 AM) Humbert Davy: Hey baby! Im Gabby. Wats ur name?:)
(7:27:21 AM) Brian: Hey Sugar! I’m Steve. Wanna check out my cam?
(7:27:32 AM) Humbert Davy: Oh ok, well I’m a dancer n i practice all day… it can get pretty boring. I jus got a cam n im lookin to have fun on it… 
(7:29:00 AM) Brian: Ok cool! I’m a business executive, it can get pretty monotonous sometimes. I just got this cool new cam I had my intern install. I just don’t under stand this technology! Want to check it out?
(7:29:08 AM) Humbert Davy: I hate chattin if u cant c me… I feel like u can get to kno me better if u can c wut i look like 
(7:29:18 AM) Brian: I know!
(7:29:27 AM) Humbert Davy: Im pretty new to this cam but i feel like we can have some fun… things can get a lil crazy…
(7:29:59 AM) Brian: how crazy?
(7:30:26 AM) Brian: I’m so lonely
(7:30:36 AM) Humbert Davy: U shuld come check me out at [Insert Stupid Link Here] jus click join free at the top of the page, its even more fun if we both have a cam
(7:30:59 AM) Brian: oh no! I can’t figure out my cam!
(7:31:06 AM) Brian: That stupid intern just left!
(7:31:15 AM) Humbert Davy: Come on baby… read the page they won’t charge you anything, the CC verification is just to make sure your atleast 18
(7:31:47 AM) Brian: sounds suspicious
(7:31:58 AM) Humbert Davy: well i would luv for us to have a lil fun…u can always come check me out whenever u like… site is[Insert Stupid Link Here]
(7:32:20 AM) Brian: well just like a good chain letter I will blindly click on this since it is a link
(7:32:31 AM) Humbert Davy: Ok sweety… U can come c me whenever u like. Ill b waitin
(7:33:20 AM) Brian: I’ll check out your cam if you tell me your favorite color
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